The post-college years weren't entirely empty. There was Ed, for example.


Sparling's childhood Christmas memories. He still wakes up screaming.


Obviously, the election was rigged.


Photomicography. First prize, 8th grade science fair. A year later he discovered drugs.


Six straight strikes. And then he chokes.


Would it kill him to actually pay attention at meetings?


The doodles get better. His attention span gets shorter.


See America by freight. SS claims to be writing a novel about this. So far all we have is the map.


"Massive shift away from Nixon"??? Sparling fell for it. History gave him the finger.